Adventures in Swimming: Part I

I may have mentioned a time or two that I am not what you can consider a strong swimmer. I’m not so comfortable in the pool for many reasons: swimming is hard; I don’t like wearing a swim suit; people are idiots.

Swimming is getting a little easier for me. Yay. I finally do not feel like I’m flailing about all the time in the pool. Every once in a while I find myself in a rhythm and I feel like I can go forever. . .or at least 2.4 miles. . .in a 3.5’ deep pool with a line on the bottom and no people near me.

I tend to work out first thing in the morning. I usually don’t have an excuse to miss an early workout. By the time I’m finished with work, I do not want to head to the gym. There is a different type of person who works out after work than before. It may just be the particular gym I go to, but it seems to me the folks who go to the gym after work are the ones looking for a date more than a good workout (sweeping generalization, I know.). There are people socializing and talking to each other while they work out. The folks who are around at 5, 5:30 in the morning are there to get down to business. They don’t really make eye contact with anyone; you don’t see women backcombing their hair and touching up their lipstick before hopping on the treadmill at 5:30 am.

I like to hit the pool by 5:30. Any time before 6 is great as I am usually the first one in the pool. By 6:15 people start to shuffle in to swim or to hop in the hot tub. There are these two older middle-aged men who get in the hot tub for at least 30 if not 45 minutes. It was weird to me. My very first swim workout, one guy left the hot tub and headed to the locker room. His friend hopped into the lane next to me. He waited for me to stop (which, to be honest was not long, again, not a strong swimmer). He then decided he needed to talk to me. Seriously? I’m in the pool. Do not talk to me. I am gasping for breath. “You just started working out here?” (Gag.) “Uhm, no. I’ve just started swimming here though.” “Oh, I like to swim. (Gag.) What’s your name?” (Gag.) “Jeanne.” “My name’s yadda yadda. Nice to meet you.” (Gag.) I clearly need to swim. “Well, I’m going to continue my workout now.” I continued with my workout. This guy barely doggy paddles half way down, turns around and goes back. “Well, I’ll see you next time. If you have any questions about the gym, just ask me.” Seriously? I felt like this guy and his friend watched me from then on. They still creep me out.

That same day another guy gets in the pool. I’m still gasping for breath at the end of each 25 m swim. “You sure are a good swimmer, can you coach me?” (Gag) “I am not a good swimmer. I took lessons from Tempe Parks and Rec. You should check them out.” He continues to tell me how he has to swim because he’s a runner and he has an injury and blah blah blah. Who are these people!? It’s not like the lap pool is the place to strike up a conversation. This isn’t some pool party where we all have cocktails and we’re lounging around the pool. I am trying to workout! The pool is not like the treadmill or the bikes at the gym where you can easily have a conversation and still do something. In the pool, you’re either swimming or you’re not. I try to be friendly. I don’t want to be perceived as the bitchy girl at the pool. But geeze! I go to the gym at the crack of dawn and I really don’t want to talk to anyone (Unless I’m asking, “would you like to share my lane.” More on that later.).

I am now a better swimmer. Thank goodness! I no longer have to stop every 25 m (unless I’m doing sprints) to catch my breath. Those of us who are regular swimmers in the pool don’t need to talk to each other and we rarely do. It is fabulous.

Nutrition

I’ve entered the part of training where I am hungry all of the time. It may not even be the training. I am trying to choose nutrient filled foods to fuel my workout. This is different than my normal eating where I choose foods to satisfy some other sort of “hunger” (I’m bored, I’m stressed, I’m happy, I’m sad).

I am trying hard to eat when my body is physically hungry and needs food. I am trying really hard to choose snacks and meals that are nutrient-dense to make sure I have the energy and power to get through my work day in addition to my workouts.

So far, I’ve been successful.

It’s been three days.

I’m starting to worry about the ‘fourth’ aspect of the Ironman triathlon: nutrition. There is a delicate balance of energy my body needs to complete this thing. Believe me; I have PLENTY of “energy stores” packed away in my body. It’s really unfortunate that they aren’t as readily available to burn off as I’d like. Where is the button to push to get immediate access to that “energy.” “Oh, I’ve been running for four hours, I could use an energy boost. How about this inch I can pinch here? Yes, done!”

That would be so nice. Instead, I munch on a serving of almonds.

My normal pre-marathon breakfast is something like this: 1 c oatmeal, 1 banana, 1 c coffee, 1 GU packet. This is after a full night’s sleep. This is not the best option for my pre-marathon meal during the Ironman. The logistics behind having hot, fresh oatmeal on the bike are tricky in itself. I need to replenish my depleted energy plus get a little excess fuel to survive.

I guess I will be drinking a lot of “stuff” on the bike. I need to find something that I can enjoy at mile 25 as well as mile 105. It needs to be enough to refuel and store but not too much to cause GI problems (another blog about my experience with this soon, aren’t you excited?!). I have started experimenting with what to consume on the course. I was not at all impressed with my recent product at first. By the end of the two hours on the bike it wasn’t so bad. I suppose it is better that it got better as the ride went on instead of getting worse?

Choosing the right foods includes getting the appropriate carb/protein/fluids balance from my food. Carbs to replenish my glycogen stores, protein to build & repair muscle, fluids to hydrate. I’ve been doing a little research to see what this should look like for me. In my three days of serious focus, I can tell I need some work in the protein department.

I will burn upwards of 10,000 calories on race day. I need to make sure my glycogen stores are fully loaded. I’ll carbo load for a few days prior to the race. According to some basic math from one source, I should eat 832 g of carbs to carbo load (in one carbo loading day). This equals about 3,330 calories from just carbs. (YES! How many carbs are in Kraft’s Deluxe Mac & Cheese? Oh wait. . .back to that nutrient dense thing. . .)

This time, in five months. . .

Today is 6/20. This time in five months, I will Ironmaning away. Every time the 20th of the month rolls around I think of this. Each Sunday, I think of how many Sundays away it is until I compete. Then I panic. Only five months away. Only 22 Sundays away. Deep breaths.

I’m sure after the Ironman I will think, “this time last week/month, I was swimming/biking/running/hobbling/hallucinating.”

Some days I’m super excited. Some days, I’m super scared. Today I’m terrified. I’m doubtful. I’m wondering what the hell I was ever thinking to sign up for the Ironman. I struggled just putting air in my bike tire today! For crying out loud!

I didn’t drown in the pool this morning. That’s always a good thing. It was actually one of the best swim workouts I’ve had in a long time. Each workout makes me stronger (or something like that). I learn valuable lessons even if I have a “bad” one. I am confident tomorrow will be better. I will at least workout the anxiety, frustration and stress of today on the bike. That’ll be fun.

And when my alarm rings at 4:55 tomorrow morning, I can think, “this time in five months, I will be sleeping in!” (Hopefully not at the hospital!)

You've got to want it

I celebrated my 30th birthday by drinking all day. I had a great time celebrating with friends. My friend Staci celebrated her birthday by running the Rock & Roll Marathon in San Diego. A bit of a different type of birthday party than what most people have. I traveled to San Diego to cheer her, celebrate her big day and spend some time with my friends who now live in Chicago.

There is an excitement buzzing around the hotel. Staci’s younger brother and his girlfriend were running their first 13.1 mile race. Michelle and Staci are race pros and offer nuggets of advice to the newbies. The runners ate breakfasts of oatmeal and yogurt while hoarding bananas. I feasted on way too many pancakes, bacon strips and slices of French toast. (Working on my energy stores for the Ironman. T-Minus 24 weeks)

It is hard for me to just watch. I wanted to hop in the corral and run the race with everyone. Even though the Rock & Roll events stress me out, it is fun to see 30,000 people embark on such a test of endurance and dedication.

All of the half marathoners in our group finished and we waited at the finish line for Staci to finish. Roughly four a half hours in to the race, the half marathon was coming to an end. The last participants were coming down the final stretch. If you have never watched the final group of people come in at the half marathon, I highly recommend you try. It is one of the most motivational and heart warming scenes. There was the older lady, probably around 85 years old, walking toward the finish line with her two adult sons holding her hands. There were groups of people who need to lose at least 100 pounds to be in a healthy weight range crossing the finish line, making those steps toward a healthier lifestyle. I saw one gentleman who was probably not much older than me come down the home stretch with a walker. His legs were in braces and his knees did not bend. There was a war vet with two prosthetic arms and one prosthetic leg carrying a flag across the finish line.

Not everyone needs to run a half or full marathon. Don’t ever say you can’t do it though. Yes you can. There is a huge difference between “can’t” and “don’t want to.” If you need just a little motivation to try it out, go watch some of the last finishers of a race. Those folks are a true inspiration.

I Got Some New Shoes On . . .

I wear a size 11.5 in women’s shoes. It sucks. I have skis for feet. I wore a size 10 in the fifth grade. I have never purchased a pair of shoes from Lady Foot Locker. When I played ball growing up, I would always have to wear a men’s basketball shoe. No fun girly colors for me! I could (and would) share track shoes with some of the guys on the team (they were the ones who would forget their shoes, not me of course). I very rarely find cute dress shoes that fit. I’m a fan of the peep toe, as I can occasionally squeeze my foot into the last size 10 of that style that is left at the store. As luck has it, the last 11.5s usually have 4 inch heels. I’m fine pushing 6’3” on special occasions, but for an everyday dress shoe, I’d rather keep it a little lower.

Over the years, companies have realized that some women need a shoe that is larger than an 8. There are many many more styles available in larger sizes. I’m quite sure they only make one pair of each style because it seems that most attractive shoes are “available” in larger sizes but not actually in the store. Imagine my surprise after Christmas when I found a pair of New Balance running shoes at Kohls in my size (ok, they were an 11, but they fit great!)! They were perfect: just enough space in the toe, good colors, comfortable.

I have battled with athletic shoes since I can remember. Although I didn’t realize it at the time, the years of shin splints I battled while playing basketball were caused (most likely) by the shoes I wore. Training and running a couple of marathons have proved the importance of a well-fitting shoe. The specialty running stores have suggested shoes that should work best with my gait and alignment (I happen to think it is a waste of time, no shoe these people end up recommending has ever been comfortable or pain free. Ahh, I take that back. One shoe, the style I used while running my first marathon was awesome. Of course the ‘new version’ was not just a new color. Something was tweaked and the pain came back.). I usually end up throwing in some arch supports or sucking it up through the pain. The beauties I bought at Kohls resulted in no pain. It was awesome.

A few weeks ago, I finally had to buy some new running shoes. With each step, needles shot through the balls of my feet. I really really loved those shoes, so it is hard to buy a new pair. I went back to Kohls. They did not have the shoe. I tried other stores and online. Turns out, this shoe has been discontinued. Really?! What luck! Good grief. Anndd as my luck continues, that particular size of New Balance does not even fit anymore. It is *gasp* too small! I almost cried by the time I hit the fourth store. I tried on several other styles too. Nothing really fit. My toes squished to the end and that was not ok. My feet must expand with the heat or something. I wanted to find an 11.5 in a shoe, but none could be found (not even a 12). I tried the men’s sizes and they were completely out of all shoes in my size (are you kidding me?!).I refused to try yet another store so I ended up going up half a size. I figured a shoe a smidge too big was better than a smidge too small.

My first run in the new kicks was a twelve mile trek through South Mountain. It felt great. I had a blister by the end, but I blamed the pedicure that I had the day before more than the new shoes (What part of “no” did the guy not understand when he held the pumice stone up? I’ve worked hard for that extra skin and I need it! I should have kicked him in the face.). It was a great run and I was happy with the pair. . .

. . . until my third run. The muscles along the outside of my shin bones ached. I thought it was just a bad run. I have had this pain every single time I have run since. Boo. I tried the old New Balance once more just to see how they felt, maybe my shins would hurt and something else is wrong. Nope, there is zero shin pain. It’s a sad day. The needles poking through the balls of my feet are not as bad of a pain as my shins. I will throw the arch supports in my new shoes to see if that helps. Here’s hoping! Otherwise, I might just chop off my toes so I can find a better selection of shoes in my size. It would also minimize the need for pedicures?

Seven

At this time in seven months (6:15 pm, 11/20/11), I will hit the 10ish mile mark (hopefully by around this time) in the marathon portion of the Ironman. I can’t believe it is a mere seven months away! Ahhhh!


Seven. I’ve never seen the movie (I had this boycott Brad Pitt movies thing for a while), but I did enjoy reading Dante’s Inferno back in the day. I’ve broken down my training experiences/thoughts/emotions down by the seven deadly sins and the corresponding seven virtues. Is training “bad” or “good” for me?

Lust: Excessive love of others over God. Hmm, I do skip church some weeks to get my long workout in. I wouldn’t consider this the excessive love of others. Instead, the excessive desire to not die during the race. I don’t feel I am guilty of lust-check.
Chastity: Clean in thoughts words and actions. Well, I didn’t knock the kid into the lake in the race last week and I didn’t tell him exactly what I thought of him. Check.

Gluttony: Over-indulgence and over-consumption to the point of waste. I would not need to loose ten pounds in the next month if I was not guilty of gluttony. Epic fail. . . especially after today’s potluck at work. . . Still full. I am guilty of all forms of gluttony (according to Aquinas: eating too soon, too expensively, too much, too eagerly, too wildly, too daintily. Ok, those last are iffy, but the others. . check, check, check, check.) The worst part about this sin is that I use training as an excuse to indulge. Bigger epic fail!
Temperance: Moderation in action; restraint. Since the ½ (and not including today), I have been pretty strict on my food choices. I eat when I’m hungry, I stop when I’m satisfied. I need to continue this if I want to loose my ten pounds by next month. Focus. This one is in process. . I’ll give myself a half-check.

Greed: Excessive desire of wealth, status, power. Well, what is the point of the Ironman if you are unaware of the status behind it? No one does this because it’s “fun.” No, we do it so we can call ourselves something that does not apply to everyone. Fail.
Charity: Love (love of God and love of man). Each and every workout or race provides me with some sort of “moment.” And as cheesy as it sounds, it is the moment of complete peace and just ahhhh; God’s grace. Unless I’m swimming. Then I am thrown into (and feel every bit of) Dante’s fifth circle of hell. 1/3-check.

Wrath: rage; uncontrolled feelings of hatred or anger. I have a very short temper. I get frustrated and when things don’t go my way; get out of my way. Training has provided me with an outlet to let go of this rage though. Most of the time. Very few things control my temper as well as a long hard run. Check.
Patience: Endurance under difficult circumstances. I finish what I start: even if that means a five hour marathon time when my training runs predicted 4:20. Check.

Sloth: Failure to use ones talents and gifts. One of my gifts (good most of the time) is stubbornness. I’ll work at something until I do it right. Another definition of sloth is laziness. I will not be a lazy Ironman. My worst fear (besides not finishing) is hearing, as I cross the finish line, “well, if shhheee can do it, I can.” The emphasis on she=thoughts that she’s too fat, untrained, etc. to finish. I want to come across the finish line looking like I’ve been busting my butt for the last year. Check.
Diligence: steadfast, discipline. Stick to the training plan. Get out of bed before the crack of dawn to work out. Come home after work and work out again. Check.

Envy: Resentment toward another and you wish that person depravation of what you want. I totally envy the people who are naturally more gifted than me in this triathlon thing. I do not necessarily want to deprive them of that gift however: gives me something to strive for. Check.
Kindness: concern for others. If I have the occasion to pass someone on the bike, I’ll tell them. (Yes, this might be a USAT rule, but not everyone does this. . . ) I tell people when they pass me that they’re looking strong, etc. Check.

Pride: Desire to be more important or attractive than others; failing to acknowledge the good works of others; excessive love of self. This is considered the most serious of the deadly sins. When I cross that finish line, heck yea I will be guilty, guilty, guilty of this one! Epic fail. Ahhh, more like 2/3 fail. I will definitely think I’m more important than the average person that day and I will looovvveee myself for completing such an adventure. I will NOT let the good works of the folks around me go unnoticed. I know what makes a totally awesome person awesome. She needs to surround herself with a support system that explodes with awesomeness.
Humility: modest opinion of one’s own importance. The entire experience of Ironman so far (and I’m sure it continues through training and once I cross the finish line) has been nothing if not humiliating. People’s stories of experiences and passion are nothing compared to mine. Every day is another check on the humility chart. I am not good at any of these three sports. Every day I struggle and I have a reality check of what my own boundaries are. My humility is a nice balance to my pride. Check.

Final tally: Training checks=9 5/6
Training fails= 4 2/3 (counted Epic Fails as 2, Bigger epic fails as 3)

It looks like training is worth it for me. A more important question. . . .Who will play me in the movie of this little illustration? Hmm.

Livin' on a Prayer

This time last week, I was getting ready for bed. I had a pain in my body that was nice. It was a sign that I worked hard that day. My knees ached. My upper back was sore. I moved up the stairs in my house a little slower. And it was awesome.

Earlier that day; I ran/biked/ran a total of 72.2 miles in 6 hours, 16 minutes, 53 seconds. I burned approximately 5500 calories. And it was awesome.

It was my first attempt at the “1/2 Iron” distance triathlon. Unfortunate events in weather the day before meant it was not the true ½ Iron, but a 72.2 mile duathlon consisting of a 3.1 mile run, a 56 mile bike and a 13.1 mile run. The true ½ Iron distance tri is a 70.3 mile race: 1.2 mile swim, 56 mile bike, 13.1 mile run. I had trained for that race for the last 18 weeks or so. My parents came to visit to see me attempt the great race and see what this thing was that was taking up so much of my time and energy. I had sponsors, friends, family, coworkers, random strangers I would talk to supporting me. And it was awesome.

My training plan was interesting. I’m not a swimmer. I bike to work on a $60 Target bike. I wouldn’t consider myself a cyclist by any means. I’ve been running the past couple of years, but only because I know I have to if I want to be an Ironman. I do not consider myself a runner. Seriously, look at my body. I am not built for any of these sports. I am built to be a train. Some sort of contact sport where people would run up against me and fall over. When I do run, I prefer to run in the mornings. This whole multisport thing makes me (Ok, I prefer to order it this way) swim in the mornings, run in the afternoons and bike on the other days. My body does not like to run in the afternoon. I’m tired after a day’s work. I want to sit on the couch and watch TV for hours. So I change clothes and I run after work. And it sucks and it’s hard.

Swimming is worse. During the 18 week training period, I swam 3 times per week. 54 times I hopped in that pool for a swim workout. I can count on one hand the number of times I did not feel like I was going to drown in the pool. Not the best confidence building activity for me. Yes, I am glad I have put in some hours on the bike and the run, as I will clearly drown in the first activity and not ever have a chance to get to the bike & run. And it sucks and it’s hard.

I ride a $60 bike to work everyday. I bought some $5 cycling shoes off of EBay and go to spin class 2 times per week. I’m clearly ready to ride a road bike for 56 miles. Shit. And it sucks, and it’s hard.

Besides my anxiety around the physical ability to complete 70.3 miles in an 8 hour time period, I do not have the appropriate equipment. I thought I’d get a tax return that would support my goals, but no. I am a very fortunate and lucky girl. I have awesome friends who loan me swim tools and bikes that will travel hundreds of miles and ‘sponsor’ me so I can enter races. And they are awesome.

Race day was perfect. A crisp 45 degrees in the morning before the first run. I was happy I was not going to hop in the water in that temperature. After setting up my transition area, I headed to the start line. After months of worry about the swim, I casually walked to the start line. No swim today. I run 3.1 miles in my sleep. No worries with this. As all of us wait for the start to kick off, the power goes out. The inflatable start line balloon thingy deflates. We all shake our heads in disbelief that something else is going array. The power comes back ten or so minutes later. The announcer tells us about the delay in the race start now because of a car accident on the road we would venture to with our bikes. Four lanes of traffic=closed. We’re delayed to make sure the debris is cleared in time. Finally we start. I am in corral 5. The folks who are in front of me include the professional triathletes, all of the men and the relays. The only group behind me is the women age 45 & up. I can see which ones will pass me within the first mile. Finally we start. The ladies around me were chatting about how if all things went as planned, we would be peeing in our wetsuits right now. I was happy to be wearing my pants and long sleeved shirt and not peeing in anything. After the first mile, the really hard core women in the last corral flew past me and the three others I was trying to keep up with. I passed a few people as well. And it was awesome.

During the transition to the bike, I stopped to pee. My sunglasses became foggy and I removed them to put on my bike helmet. Before I knew it, I was jogging my bike out of transition. (Sans sunglasses, which I realized shortly after finally getting on my bike.) I decided not to turn around with the advice of the race person at the corner. It turned out ok, as there were no bugs on the course and my helmet has a visor attachment that I have attached to it. Phew. My shoe on the other hand was a different story. I had a hard time clipping in to my pedals. I haven’t practiced a whole lot but I thought I’d be better than this. It wasn’t until I finally clipped my right shoe in that I realized what had happened. The day before, after checking my bike in to the transition area, I decided to tinker with my cleats. The right one had a weird clicking noise. I found out the issue, fixed it and screwed the cleat back on. For some stupid reason, I decided to be proactive and do the same thing to the other cleat. I did not get the cleat back in the right spot (and frankly, I didn’t even think about it throwing things off THAT much). Once I finally clipped in, my shoe hit the pedal holder (I’m quite sure that’s the technical term) on each rotation. My toe hit, my heel hit. And it sucked, and it was hard.

I thought about stopping at the first Landis Cyclery aid station dealy, but after 14 or so miles, I couldn’t feel my foot and riding with my right foot turned out was not as bad as it was the first 4 miles. I sucked it up. It wasn’t that bad in the whole scheme of things. I pushed through, eating my GU gels, drinking water and Gatorade. I spent a good portion of my time on the bike singing White Christmas songs. I spent a lot of time thinking about how my Mom, sister and I would sing those songs during the Christmas season while watching the film. Then I would think about that Christmas when my sister wasn’t home for some reason and my Dad had to work. It was just my Mom, my Uncle Don and me. We watched ASU play in the Honolulu Bowl and laughed for hours about how ‘my dogs were barking.’ (It was funny at the time.) Man were my dogs barking at that time, well, my right dog anyway from turning it out during the ride. I thought about my Uncle and hoped that my participation in these races was something that made him proud. And I was sad and I was hopeful.

I finally came in the home stretch of the bike. I saw my parents at the corner of Rio Salado and Ash. I waved as my Dad took a picture. I was a smidge worried about those first steps off the bike. Could I even unclip? I did dismount ok. I had an issue getting my leg over the bike, but I made it. The Gloria family greeted me. Jen was there with Grayson and Garrett. Garrett held up a sign he made. I almost cried. He is so cute. I wish I had a moment to give him a big sweaty, I’ve been riding my bike for 3. 5 hours hug. But I went along to the transition, pulled off my cycling shoes, ate three bites of a peanut butter sandwich, stuffed another GU in my pocket, spotted my sunglasses and laughed. I thought about stopping at the portapotty again, but didn’t. They were going to be on the course every mile or two, I’d be ok. There is something about those first few steps after riding a bike 56 miles. It feels weird. It feels like you are trying to learn how to walk while your family and friends look on. And not in that cute, “ahh look, her first steps” kind of way. No, it’s more like a. . . “I’m quite sure she’s drunk and going to fall over at any moment” kind of way. And it was awesome.

It took me about a mile and a half to get my legs going normally. I settled into a good rhythm and felt unexpectedly awesome during the run. I thought it would take me at least 3 hours to finish the 13.1 run. 2:17 later I was finished: my second fastest half marathon time. I couldn’t believe it. The run felt amazing: a little slow at some points, but not far off my 10 minute mile pace that I normally run. It was hot and sunny. And I was sad I forgot to spray that suntan lotion I spent $7 on in the part in my hair. I was not passed by many people yet I passed quite a few. These were not the old men who were walking that I passed during the first run (afterall, how good could I feel about passing the 70 year old man?). These seemed to be the regular folks I was passing. It was hot. I was used to it-- running around that lake in the record-breaking heat the weeks before prepared me for this moment. And it was awesome.

I tried to make conversation with one guy I passed (the Ragnar dipshit of ot-10 taught me a good lesson) asking ‘where’s the beer?’ He mentioned they had some PBR at the last aid station. He reminded me of it as we crossed paths one last time a mile or so from the station with the beer. I decided at the aid station before I could make it through until the end without stopping at the station (previously, I had grabbed water/Gatorade/Pepsi at the stations). The little kid passing beverages out at that station thought otherwise: he literally stood in the middle of the path pointing me to the beer. Seriously?! It is hot and you are 0.5 miles from the fucking finish line, get the fuck out of my way. His Mom even said, “You should get out of the way” as I dodged him. Yeah, kid didn’t move. I should have pushed his ass into the E. coli infested lake. Jerk. I have been moving for over 71 miles (and about 6 hours and 10 minutes). Please do not stand between me and the finish line. My agility ability is not so quick at this point in the race. This kid was as bad as the jerks who decide they need to fish across the sidewalk into the lake so the runners (Meaning me. I will call myself a runner for this illustration) get tangled up in their fishing line. And that kid sucks and he’s and asshole. And so are his parents for not getting him the fuck out of the way of the racers who paid $210 to run along that path.

As I approached the finish line and passed two other runners (so what if one was hobbling to the finish line), I filed the stupid kid memory to the back and tried to keep my footing in the deep gravel obstacle course to the finish. I was happy to see Charles as I approached. I was so worried the Wong family (my sponsor) was not going to make it in time. My watch read 6:16 and I originally expected to finish in 7 hours at the earliest. I kicked it in high gear as I passed the grandstands full of 5-6 people and approached the finish line. And it was awesome.

And as I crossed the finish line, the song in my head was no longer a White Christmas song. Instead, I couldn’t help but sing.. . . ahhhhhh we’re half way theeeerrree. Ahhhhhhh! Livin on a prayer. And it was awesome.